Outer Kaiti joiner asked for kitchen "like on telly, but more beige" — sample count now at 31
The clients are from Hamilton East. This correspondent notes this without further comment, then comments further.
Constable Dave Pearce
Dave treats every stolen garden gnome like an Interpol case.
Papanui drought declared over after woman finds drizzle on windscreen
The rain lasted eleven seconds. The lawn has not been informed.
Constable pearce posts apology video over Rotorua Bunnings onion incident — onions "remain in custody"
The onions were on top. The onions are now evidence. The constable has a course.
Castlecliff wheelie-bin lid left open overnight — residents demand answers
A three-month Daily Yarn investigation has established the lid was open. Who opened it, and why, is still in dispute.
Guys. I never thought I'd have to make this article about a smoking barbecue
Constable Dave Pearce addresses his community following the incident at the New Brighton Mitre 10 returns desk.
Huntly mum deploys measuring tape at school gate, demands zone redrawn by 3.15pm
A 40-metre stretch of footpath is now a jurisdictional matter, per the tape.
Hei Hei man walks Countdown trolley 6km home, declared local hero by three people
Constabulary confirms the trolley was not, strictly speaking, stolen. Just on a long walk.
Ruakura wheelie bins found facing wrong way — resident escalates to watch committee
The bins were 14 degrees off true. A retired quantity surveyor got the protractor out.
Frankton under-11 BBQ evacuates Queenstown library, ref still blamed
Sausage smoke breached the fire panel at 10.47am. The linesman had already breached the code of conduct.
Lower Hutt driveway chalk drawing declared "unlicensed road art" by neighbour with clipboard
A hopscotch grid, a rainbow, and what appears to be a cat. The complainant counted three infringements.
Christchurch city council installs EV chargers on Sumner cliff face no car can reach
Two units, one bollard, zero vehicles. Council calls it 'future-proofing'.
Hawthorndale letter-writer escalates dog poo campaign to laminated a4
Anonymous author now on note number seventeen. Handwriting analysis has been requested by no-one.
Frankton cat named 'person of interest' on Neighbourly poll about bins
Mr Whiskerton has declined to comment. His owner was asleep at the time of the alleged offending.
Paraparaumu heatwave fells junior cricket but sausage sizzle remains operational at 26 degrees
Play abandoned on welfare grounds. Onions kept coming.
Winton man launches one-man inquiry into neighbour's solar panels, which he believes are 'watching him mow'
The panels face north. His lawn is north. He has drawn conclusions.
Hornby woman's Auckland beach day ruined by weather that was fine five minutes ago... Typical
Flew all the way up there for a swim and copped a southerly by lunchtime.
Casebrook netball mum ejected for coaching the ref from the sideline
Under-11 fixture paused eleven minutes after mother refused to leave without a written apology.
Feilding neighbourhood watch launches formal inquiry into wheelie bin alignment
Three bins. One kerb. One retired man with a clipboard.
Linwood fence paint dispute escalates to community hall mediation, three sausage rolls eaten in anger
Resene Half Tea vs Resene Quarter Tea. Neither party willing to concede the shade.
Enderley library meeting on overdue fines descends into 40-minute argument about dignity
A community consultation about $2.40 turned into a philosophical inquiry no-one asked for.