Netball mum's apology morphs into strategic tips for umpire
She has accepted the two-week stand-down. She has not accepted the contact call.
Vince Tipene
Covers student flats, regional pride, and the cold with gentle pointed absurdity.
Lorraine considers paranormal explanation for sheet targeting Ross
Lorraine reckons it's a vendetta. Ross has started folding it.
Ilam bench honours a Des Thorley nobody on the street can place
The plaque says he sat here most days. Fifty years of neighbours say he did not.
Cantabrians chuckle at Papamoa influencer's marathon beauty shoot
The video is captioned "no fuss, just me". Her husband has asked to be credited.
Fenton Park under-11 rugby stopped for plane, cow and jandal — ref calls it "standard conditions"
The cow got further up the field than the visiting backline did.
Dog holds Feilding cricket match to ransom, declines to name price
The umpire called dead ball. The dads called the umpire a coward. The dog still has the ball.
Taupo under-11s rugby game delayed 22 minutes over orange roster dispute
Two mums, one dad, no oranges, and a ref who'd rather be at the luge.
South Dunedin mufti day raises $47.20 and one very serious question about whose hoodie that is
The gold coin donation was optional. The Kmart fleece situation was not.
Havelock school fundraiser shifts 400 rolls of wrapping paper nobody will ever use
The design is reindeer on a bicycle. It is May. The paper is non-refundable.
Tauranga council installs EV chargers on Matua verge where no car has ever parked
Two units, four bays, one very confused retiree who thought it was a bus stop upgrade.
St Heliers PTA meeting enters week three as Wellington dad refuses to leave hall
Bloke arrived with a thermos on the 4th. Nobody's had the nerve to ask him to go.
Royal commission finds 47 vb cans entombed in Islington ceiling, no one fucken owning up
The Commission sat for six days. The cans sat for thirty-seven years.
Westshore man visiting Auckland office witnesses puffer jacket debate at 18 degrees
He wore a t-shirt. They asked if he was okay.
Spreydon primary sock height dispute enters third week, PTA "unrecognisable"
The policy says mid-calf. One mother says mid-calf is a construct. The board says stop emailing.
Brookfield labrador now attending more committee meetings than his owner
Reg has been to four residents' association meetings this month. His owner Gwen has managed one and a half.
Hillcrest crossing patroller runs 3pm pickup like a swiss customs official
Denise has been on the lollipop nine years. She has opinions about your Hilux.
Pyes Pa garden hose theft enters third week, street now split into 'two camps'
Sources on Cheyne Road say the cul-de-sac hasn't spoken as one unit since the 4th.
Pak'nSave rolls out queue for the queue, Rangiora braces for import
An Auckland trial has North Canterbury shoppers already rehearsing their sighs.
Roslyn residents demand answers after Newmarket trampoline arrives uninvited on hillside lawn
A Stuff investigation can reveal the trampoline travelled 1.4km before landing in a lawyer's hydrangeas.
Ellerslie pergola passes council inspection, fails basic laws of physics
Consented, signed off, and leaning 14 degrees closer to the neighbour's spa pool than it was Monday.