BISHOPDALE TOUCH GAME CALLED OFF AFTER DAD'S VAPE CLOUD SWALLOWS HALFWAY LINE
Ref couldn't see the ball. Ref couldn't see the players. Ref could smell blue raspberry from thirty metres.
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Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Bishopdale — 11 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
BISHOPDALE MALL SANTA FLOGGING $89 "PLATINUM" PHOTO PACKAGE TO NANAS WHO JUST WANTED A 4X6
Santa reportedly told one grandmother the basic option was "for poor children".
GUYS. I NEED TO ADDRESS THE 'SHREK 2' SITUATION
A Bishopdale ratepayer addresses his community after a Stoke library amnesty wiped a Mayor's overdue DVDs.
BISHOPDALE SPARKY LABELS EVERY SWITCH "MAYBE" AND PISSES OFF TO RANGIORA
Homeowner now flicks switches like she's playing pokies.
BISHOPDALE GRITTED AT DAWN AFTER RESIDENT REPORTS "BIT OF A NIP" IN THE AIR
Tuesday's low of 8.4 degrees prompted full winter response from Christchurch City Council.
BISHOPDALE CRICKET DAD DEMANDS UMPIRE MOVE THE SUN
Under-13 match held up 22 minutes while bloke explains astronomy to a teenager in a hat.
BISHOPDALE SCHOOL GALA RUNS OUT OF $1 COINS BY 10.17AM, PTA TREASURER 'TAKING A MOMENT' IN THE STAFF CARPARK
The sausage sizzle still had snags. The lucky dip still had prizes. Nobody had change.
BISHOPDALE RATEPAYERS FUND $84,000 REPORT THAT CONCLUDES REPORTS ARE UNDERFUNDED
The report recommends a follow-up report. The follow-up report will cost more than the first one.
BISHOPDALE DUCK HOLDS UP HARTLEY AVE TRAFFIC, GETS FULL RIGHT OF WAY FROM SEVEN CARS AND A HIACE
The duck took its time. The Hiace driver, against all odds, did not honk.
BISHOPDALE OP SHOP MUG SPARKS BIDDING WAR, POLICE CALLED, MUG STILL $2
Two women, one mug, one volunteer named Pat who has now requested a transfer to Hornby.
BISHOPDALE WOMAN CONVINCED NEIGHBOUR'S SOLAR PANELS ARE "WATCHING HER HANG WASHING"
Complainant has filed three reports, two diagrams, and a strongly worded letter to ECan.