Botany ute hosts rooftop sausage sizzle, inspector arrives mid-onion
The Hilux is loaded, the gas bottle is on, and the building consent is theoretical.
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Royal commission finds Botany pergola 'approved by council but not by physics'
Fourteen months. Forty-seven witnesses. One engineer in tears. The findings are in.