CLIVE FENCE PAINTED WRONG SHADE OF CREAM PROMPTS FORMAL MEDIATION AT COMMUNITY HALL
Complainant reckons it's custard. Respondent reckons it's bone. Mediator brought biscuits.
Clive
Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Clive — 2 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
CLIVE INFLUENCER APOLOGISES FOR CHIP-RELATED SEAGULL INCIDENT IN 14-MINUTE VIDEO NO ONE ASKED FOR
Constable Pearce watched the whole thing. He has notes.