GLENORCHY SHOP'S "CLOSING DOWN" SIGN NOW OLDER THAN THE OWNER'S YOUNGEST KID
Ninth year of the everything-must-go sale. Everything is, in fact, still there.
Glenorchy
Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Glenorchy — 2 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
COUNTDOWN TROLLEY TURNS UP IN GLENORCHY, 45KM FROM THE NEAREST BLOODY COUNTDOWN
The trolley was last seen in Frankton. It is now in a paddock past Glenorchy, and nobody's putting their hand up.