Glenorchy shop's "closing down" sign now older than the owner's youngest kid
Ninth year of the everything-must-go sale. Everything is, in fact, still there.
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Countdown trolley turns up in Glenorchy, 45km from the nearest bloody Countdown
The trolley was last seen in Frankton. It is now in a paddock past Glenorchy, and nobody's putting their hand up.