GRASMERE CAT NAMED 'PERSON OF INTEREST' ON NEIGHBOURLY POLL, LEADING BY 31 VOTES
Ginger tom Mervyn is beating an actual human suspect 43 to 12. The human is furious.
Grasmere
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GRASMERE SITE SHUT DOWN 40 MINUTES OVER PIE TEMPERATURE COMPLIANCE
H&S consultant issued a written warning about a mince and cheese. The pie has not commented.