ROYAL COMMISSION FINDS MANGAKINO UMBRELLA INVERSION 'INEVITABLE', RECOMMENDS 47 REFORMS
After 14 months and $2.3m in legal fees, the Commission has determined the umbrella was, on the balance of probabilities, a bit shit.
Mangakino
Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Mangakino — 2 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
MANGAKINO SPARKY'S APOLOGY VIDEO DECLARES JOB 'FINISHED EXCEPT FOR THE FINISHING'
Ten-minute confessional posted to Instagram at 11.47pm Tuesday. Kitchen still has no light switches.