DUNEDIN MEETING ON NORTH D CYCLEWAY DERAILED BY AUCKLAND PIGEON STATUE FOR 90 MINUTES
DCC hired a consultant to explain a bronze bird nobody in Otago asked for. He billed the trip down.
Aotearoa's finest fabricated news
Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from North Dunedin — 3 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
DCC hired a consultant to explain a bronze bird nobody in Otago asked for. He billed the trip down.
Sources who spoke to The Daily Yarn on condition of anonymity say the swings were 'basically fine, mate'.
Three hours, two retired teachers, one Resene swatch — and still no resolution.