North Dunedin braces for snow that has never, in recorded history, actually arrived
MetService said 'flurries' at 6.47am. Castle Street bought every loaf of Vogel's by nine.
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MetService said 'flurries' at 6.47am. Castle Street bought every loaf of Vogel's by nine.
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