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DUNEDIN MEETING ON NORTH D CYCLEWAY DERAILED BY AUCKLAND PIGEON STATUE FOR 90 MINUTES

DCC hired a consultant to explain a bronze bird nobody in Otago asked for. He billed the trip down.

A Castle Street residents' meeting on the proposed Leith Street cycleway was hijacked on Wednesday night. A Dunedin City Council consultant spent 90 minutes defending a bronze pigeon being installed in Auckland.

The consultant, flown down from a firm in Parnell, ran forty-two slides on the pigeon. Nobody got to ask about the cycleway.

"Mate, I came here about the road," said scarfie flat rep Angus Whitmore, 20, wearing three jerseys and holding a Speight's. "Now I know more about a pigeon in Freemans Bay than I do about my own street. My street's got a pothole you could lose a Corolla in."

Asked twice why Dunedin ratepayers were funding a talk on an Auckland statue, the consultant said the trip had been "bundled". He called the pigeon "emblematic of shared urban values". He billed six hours plus airfare.

A DCC spokesperson confirmed the council had "no involvement" in the pigeon. The consultant was "contracted for the evening regardless", and sending him home early would've cost more. The cycleway was not discussed.

The meeting reconvenes next Thursday. The consultant is, per his invoice, already booked.

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Reader Letters

Garry (Halswell)

What a bloody waste of time and money. Honestly, no one gives a shit about a pigeon statue in Auckland when our roads are rooted.

Trev_Hornby

Mate, did you even read what they said? It's about shared urban values or some crap like that. What a piss-take.

MumOf3_Dunedin

@Garry (Halswell) completely agree, mate. What's the point of talking about Auckland when Dunedin’s infrastructure is crying out for some attention? Those rates are not going where they should be.

couchgremlin

Lol.

wayne1987

I’ll tell you what's rooted—our Council’s priorities! We can't get a pothole filled, but we can fly in a consultant for a pigeon no one wants.

markymark97

That's not even real bronze, bet you it's some knock-off metal. Council loves to overspend on crap!

Sandra L.

Back in my day, we had real meetings where people discussed local issues, not nonsense from up north. Poor Angus with his Speight's is right—focus on the roads!

Heather. from Mosgiel

Aucklanders think their pigeons are gold plated apparently. Ridiculous what councils choose to spend on these days.

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