AUCKLAND BUILDER ON OPOHO REBUILD NAMES EVERY NAIL, DOWNS TOOLS UNTIL GREETED PROPERLY
The framing nails are called Terrence. All of them. There are 4,000.
Opoho
Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Opoho — 2 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
OPOHO WOMAN'S UMBRELLA LASTS FOUR SECONDS, BLAMES SCIENCE
The umbrella was from Invercargill. The wind was from Opoho. Neither party is speaking.