RUAKURA WHEELIE BINS FOUND FACING WRONG WAY — RESIDENT ESCALATES TO WATCH COMMITTEE
The bins were 14 degrees off true. A retired quantity surveyor got the protractor out.
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RUAKURA SCHOOL GALA GOLD-COIN CRISIS ENTERS SEVENTH HOUR AS PARENTS TURN ON EACH OTHER
Sources describe a queue for the sausage sizzle that had 'gone feral' by 11.15am.