Tamahere time capsule cracked open 17 years early after council loses the bloody key
Sealed in 2008 for a 2050 reveal. Opened Tuesday with an angle grinder because someone lost the key.
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Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Tamahere — 3 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
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Tamahere principal's newsletter now includes six stanzas of passive-aggressive poetry
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Tamahere wheelie bin lid left open — street group chat now 340 messages deep
One flap of plastic. Three days of accusations. A retired accountant has printed diagrams.