WAIHEKE UNDER-11S SAUSAGE SIZZLE TRIGGERS LIBRARY ALARM, EVACUATES SIX ADULTS AND A CAT
The onions were on. The librarian was not having it. The ref blew full-time from the car park.
Waiheke Island
Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Waiheke Island — 2 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
KMART HAMILTON'S 'TREASURE HUNT' REVEALED TO BE STAFF SIMPLY LOSING THINGS
Store insists misplaced stock is a 'family activity'. Shoppers reckon it's the same as every other Tuesday.