Winton woman calls 111 on courier for being "too nice"
He said please. He said thank you. He wiped his boots. She rang the cops.
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Winton man launches one-man inquiry into neighbour's solar panels, which he believes are 'watching him mow'
The panels face north. His lawn is north. He has drawn conclusions.
Winton under-11s nearly riot after half-time oranges replaced with "budget bloody mandarins"
Club treasurer defends the swap. Sideline dads defend nothing of the sort.
Winton under-13 rugby halted by plane, cow, and one jandal
Three stoppages in twelve minutes. The cow's still out there.
Winton sparkies send apprentice to Auckland for tartan paint, long weight — he's been gone since Tuesday
Lad flew out of Invercargill on a 6am Jetstar. Has rung four Mitre 10s and a Resene in Penrose. None of them are laughing.