CROFTON DOWNS READING LOG FEUD ESCALATES TO BOARD OF TRUSTEES, PARENTS BRING LEVER-ARCH FOLDERS
One family logged 47 minutes. Another logged 45. The board meets Thursday.
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One family logged 47 minutes. Another logged 45. The board meets Thursday.
Two mums haven't spoken since a wing-mirror bump in April. A third is running peace talks via WhatsApp.
The PTA says it's for the pool. The pool has been getting a shade sail since 2019.
She brought soup. She brought printouts. The Chair brought regret.
It was a gold coin donation. She brought a cummerbund.
The sausage sizzle reconciliation has entered its fourth week. Nobody is having a nice time.
Three weeks on, the Year 2 carpet still sparkles under fluorescent light. So do two teachers.
The PTA has appointed an unofficial envoy. She drives a Kluger.
Board of trustees has classified the stuff as a banned craft material. Cleaners are still finding it on the ceiling.
One dad turned his phone off at notification 31 and missed his actual job. Reckons the app owes him a day's wage.
What we know: the Hilux has more flags than the Beehive. What we don't know: which country it represents.
The sausage sizzle float was short by the price of one sausage. The treasurer has cleared her Thursday.
The agenda had four items. She has tabled eleven.
One parent ticked the box. Another parent disputes the tick.
The PTA calls it a record year. The garages of Mt Eden tell a different story.
One mother brought a stopwatch. The deputy principal brought a clipboard. Neither is backing down.
The board says mid-calf. Some parents say ankle. A WhatsApp group called 'Sock Chat' has 47 unread messages.
Three weeks on, the staffroom carpet still sparkles. So does the principal.
The sausage sizzle still had snags. The lucky dip still had prizes. Nobody had change.
Page two of the term three update is, the principal admits, a response to the pickup lane.