Dog holds Feilding cricket match to ransom, declines to name price
The umpire called dead ball. The dads called the umpire a coward. The dog still has the ball.
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Feilding neighbourhood watch launches formal inquiry into wheelie bin alignment
Three bins. One kerb. One retired man with a clipboard.
Feilding man lodges formal complaint against the wind, alleges "personal vendetta"
Constable's note: the wind is not, at time of writing, a person under the Crimes Act 1961.
Feilding retaining wall held up by no. 8 wire and brendan's denial
Builder reckons it'll see out the winter. Won't say which one.