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Sausage smoke breached the fire panel at 10.47am. The linesman had already breached the code of conduct.
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Sausage smoke breached the fire panel at 10.47am. The linesman had already breached the code of conduct.
Mr Whiskerton has declined to comment. His owner was asleep at the time of the alleged offending.
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