FRANKTON NOTICEBOARD LEAF-BLOWER FEUD ENTERS WEEK SIX, NEW LAMINATED REPLY APPEARS OVERNIGHT
Six A4 pages. Two highlighter colours. One corkboard near collapse.
Frankton
Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Frankton — 2 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
FRANKTON HALL MEETING ON PIGEON STATUE COLLAPSES INTO SHOUTING, ONE WALKOUT, ONE PIGEON
Hamilton City Council wanted feedback on a $48,000 bronze. They got it.