Ponsonby petition to ban leaf blowers before 10am Sunday — bloke doing the blowing has also signed it
214 signatures in four days, at least three of them from Herne Bay, which nobody asked for.
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214 signatures in four days, at least three of them from Herne Bay, which nobody asked for.
The homeowner has showered at the gym 437 times. The builder has not picked up a phone since the Coronation.
Two mothers, one chilly bin, no oranges. The children watched.
The Woolworths self-checkout flagged 82-year-old Eileen Brockett for 'suspicious bagging activity'. She had two onions and a Listener.
Tortoiseshell named Brenda secures 847 votes; runner-up was 'the bloke who yells at the pigeons'.
Linen shirts limp. Sourdough won't rise. One woman blames the council.
Ratepayer asked what a vibe costs per hour. Council declined to specify.
Two-hour meeting. No vote reached. The barbecue is on Saturday.