Newtown deck built 'for entertaining' fits exactly zero chairs, one foot
The builder reckons it's a vibe deck. The owner reckons it's a windowsill.
Trish McKendry
Former comms staffer. Files retail ruckus and suburban crime with Stuff energy and zero patience for berm storage.
Sumner dairy sells out of hot chips during power cut nobody can explain
The fryer was off. The chips kept coming. Locals queued anyway.
Stoke fog turns school run into 1940s detective film, mums reportedly loving it
Visibility down to about a Hilux length. One dad arrived at the wrong school entirely.
Gladstone lemon tree now subject of three surveyors, two lawyers, and a laminated sign
The tree has produced 14 lemons this season. The dispute has produced 47 emails.
Island Bay junior football called Off at 22 degrees — sausage sizzle proceeds regardless
Wellington hit a temperature once experienced in Napier on a Tuesday. The under-11s were sent home. The Hellers were not.
Gladstone ceiling cavity yields 47 vb cans and zero insulation
The previous owner's R-value was, technically, beer.
Island Bay woman finds one sock on the pavement, starts support group by Tuesday
The sock is grey. The group has 34 members. The other sock is still missing.
Roslyn clubrooms smell like "deep heat and regret", barperson confirms
Janine into her fourth season says the carpet hasn't been dry since 2019.
Wellington council spends three hours debating whether hot cross buns need resource consent
Two consultants engaged. One bun produced. Nobody has eaten it.