NEWTOWN PIGEON DECLARES CONSTITUENCY AT CONSTANCE STREET CAFÉ, KNOCKS BACK GOLD COIN
Staff say the bird turns up at 7am sharp and has opinions about the muffins.
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Staff say the bird turns up at 7am sharp and has opinions about the muffins.