Marewa Woolworths loyalty points expire overnight — locals form queue of grievance by 7am
Denise had been saving for a ham since March. The ham is now theoretical.
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Supermarket queue rage, self-checkout meltdowns and the mall carpark's unwritten rules. Every Retail Ruckus yarn we have filed, newest first — 62 stories, none of them true.
Denise had been saving for a ham since March. The ham is now theoretical.
After 14 months, 47 witnesses, and one unredeemed $50 Prezzy Card, the Commission has reached its findings.
A Daily Yarn investigation into the disappearance of every packet of paracetamol in a two-kilometre radius of a Highbury Unichem.
Store insists misplaced stock is a 'family activity'. Shoppers reckon it's the same as every other Tuesday.
The sausage sizzle has ruled. The onion goes under. Ivan disagrees, at length, in the carpark.
The mug says 'World's Best Nan'. Neither bidder is a Nan.
Local motorist filled up 40 litres. Received 40 metres.
A Stuff investigation into a retail policy no one can produce in writing.
Commissioner satisfied the shop is not, in fact, closing down.
After 14 months, 47 witnesses, and one weeping assistant manager, the Commission has reached its findings.
Customer says the unit is 'not fit for purpose'. The unit is venting smoke onto the carpet.
The fryer was off. The chips kept coming. Then they didn't.
The hardware run is a Saturday ritual. The ritual has hit a wall.
One woman had been saving since 2019 for a ham. The ham is now theoretical.
A $2 mug. A queue of three. A community I have, frankly, let down.
Santa reportedly told one grandmother the basic option was "for poor children".
Shoppers now line up to be told where to line up. Barry Hoskins, who remembers when you just walked in, files from Spreydon.
The broccoli was $3.49. The points were 47. The dispute is now into its fourth visit.
Management calls it 'flow optimisation'. The bloke in front of me called it something else.
Mate at the pub reckons his old lady's ham budget just got vaporised. There's a spreadsheet involved.