HERNE BAY MAN CONVINCED NEIGHBOUR'S SOLAR PANELS ARE 'WATCHING HIM MOW'
Reckons the glare hits different when he's shirtless. Neighbour reckons he's a knob.
Suburban Crime
Petty offences, parking wars, and neighbourly drama from any NZ suburb.
ISLAND BAY MAN INSTALLS FOUR CCTV CAMERAS TRAINED SOLELY ON HIS LETTERBOX
Front door, driveway, and shed remain, in his words, 'not the point'.
NEW LYNN WOMAN CONVINCED NEIGHBOUR'S SOLAR PANELS ARE 'WATCHING HER HANG THE WASHING'
She's rotated the Hills hoist twice. The panels, she says, rotated with her.
Rangiora's Rebel Sheep Lands Behind Bars After Rose Rampage
Ewe number 447 was collected from a South Belt paddock on Tuesday. Nobody on the street will comment on the record.
TAMAHERE WHEELIE BIN LID LEFT OPEN — STREET GROUP CHAT NOW 340 MESSAGES DEEP
One flap of plastic. Three days of accusations. A retired accountant has printed diagrams.
MASTERTON CENTRAL MAN INSTALLS CCTV TRAINED SOLELY ON LETTERBOX, MAKES TEARFUL APOLOGY VIDEO
Guys. Guys. I never thought I'd have to make this video.
LINWOOD BOAT ON BLOCKS ENTERS FOURTH YEAR OF 'HERITAGE' DEFENCE, NEIGHBOURS UNCONVINCED
The vessel hasn't touched water since Muldoon was in charge. Its owner says that's the point.
WESTSHORE DOG POO NOTE-LEAVER STRIKES 14TH TIME, NOW LAMINATING
The notes started in June. They are now laminated and cable-tied to fenceposts.
NGARUAWAHIA MUM'S DRIVEWAY CHALK DRAWING SLAPPED WITH 'UNLICENSED ROAD ART' COMPLAINT
The road in question is a driveway. The art in question is a rainbow.
PAIHIA GNOME NAMED KEITH AT CENTRE OF HENDERSON-ON-HENDERSON DISPUTE, NEITHER HENDERSON RELATED
Both families produce receipts. Neither receipt is for Keith.
NORTH DUNEDIN FENCE PAINTED "WRONG SHADE OF GREEN" SPARKS COMMUNITY HALL MEDIATION
Three hours, two retired teachers, one Resene swatch — and still no resolution.
KELBURN WHEELIE BIN LID LEFT OPEN OVERNIGHT, STREET WHATSAPP GROUP NOW AT 247 MESSAGES
It was a Tuesday morning on Salamanca Road. Nothing about that day suggested what was about to unfold.
CROFTON DOWNS WHEELIE BIN LEFT OPEN OVERNIGHT, NEIGHBOUR FILES "FORMAL CONCERN"
The lid was up eight centimetres. The street WhatsApp has not recovered.
RANGIORA WOMAN RINGS 111 ON COURIER FOR BEING "TOO NICE"
Suspect smiled, said please, and put the parcel on the dry side of the porch. Police attended.
GREYMOUTH PETITION DEMANDS LEAF BLOWER CEASEFIRE BEFORE 10AM SUNDAYS — ORGANISER OWNS A LEAF BLOWER
It was a Sunday morning on the Coast. The hum began at 7.04am. By 7.06am, a petition had been drafted.
ISLAND BAY NOTE-LEAVER ESCALATES TO LAMINATION, NEIGHBOURS DIVIDED ON WHETHER THAT'S WORSE THAN THE POO
Eleven notes in a fortnight. The dog remains at large.
SOLWAY MAILBOX TAGGED WITH WORD RESIDENTS WON'T REPEAT — POSSUM NAMED AS PERSON OF INTEREST
Three mailboxes hit overnight. Two say 'cooked'. One has paw prints.
Giant Nike Ball Smashes Ashburton Convertible in Fashion Fail
Enormous rogue ball brings new definition to 'car boot sale' on main street.
Redwood Ripper? Terrier Deflects Cardboard Chaos Blame
The bath was at 9.40. The cardboard was destroyed by 10.06. Police are not involved, but should be.
Christchurch 4WDer Vanishes; Yeti Bob Blamed by Locals
His Jimny turned up on gravel with the side-step hanging off. Adam did not.