ROSLYN PAINTER STOPS DEAD AT FENCE LINE, LEAVING HALF A DUPLEX BEIGE AND HALF A DUPLEX SHAME
The boundary peg has never been so respected. The duplex has never looked so stupid.
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MOSGIEL STREET AT WAR OVER BOAT ON BLOCKS — OWNER CLAIMS "HERITAGE STATUS"
The boat hasn't touched water since 1994. Neither has the driveway seen a car.
ONERAHI BUILDER DECLARES KITCHEN RENO "FINISHED EXCEPT THE FINISHING" — HOMEOWNER DISAGREES
There are no benchtops, no skirtings, and one wall remains, in the builder's words, "largely conceptual".
ISLAND BAY UNDER-11 FOOTY BBQ SETS OFF LIBRARY SMOKE ALARM, EVACUATES STORY TIME
Twenty-two toddlers ushered onto The Parade clutching picture books. Coach Brent reckons the snarlers were 'just getting going'.
GLADSTONE UNDER-11 SIDELINE NEARLY GOES FERAL OVER MANDARIN SUBSTITUTION AT HALF-TIME
Club treasurer cited budget. Sideline cited treason. Constabulary cited Section 4.
Christchurch 4WDer Vanishes; Yeti Bob Blamed by Locals
His Jimny turned up on gravel with the side-step hanging off. Adam did not.
Tekapo Flat Whites: The $7.20 Caffeine Shake-Down
Flat whites now costing a mint at $7.20 a pop.
Cycle Lanes to Steam Engines: Woolston's Quirky Future Plans
*Chimneys over cones? Locals are keen to see the smoke rise again.*
SUMNER HOUSEHOLD GETS THREE COUNCIL LETTERS ABOUT RECYCLING — ALL CONTRADICT EACH OTHER
One says yellow bin Tuesday. One says fortnightly. One says the yellow bin is under review.
Canterbury Legend Tows Mattress, Pallet in Wild Jimny Combo
ORY764 last seen leaving Prestons Road at 40km/h with a queen-sized Sleepyhead doing the limbo.
PONSONBY MAN BILLED $400 FOR 'STRATEGIC VIBES' BY AUCKLAND COUNCIL
Ratepayer asked what a vibe costs per hour. Council declined to specify.
LINWOOD READING LOG STOUSH GOES TO THE BOARD
One parent ticked the box. Another parent disputes the tick.
PONSONBY IN MELTDOWN AS HUMIDITY REACHES 78% — RESIDENTS DEMAND ANSWERS
Linen shirts limp. Sourdough won't rise. One woman blames the council.
Murray's Holden an Accidental Rangiora Landmark
OC7989 hasn't moved since 2011. A sycamore is using it as a planter.
ISLAND BAY CHIPPIE'S APOLOGY VIDEO FOR LOST TOOLBOX RUNS 14 MINUTES, INCLUDES COURSE PLUG
Guys. The toolbox is gone. The sausage sizzle raised $340. The course is $89.
PYES PA GARDEN HOSE THEFT ENTERS THIRD WEEK, STREET NOW SPLIT INTO 'TWO CAMPS'
Sources on Cheyne Road say the cul-de-sac hasn't spoken as one unit since the 4th.
PAK'NSAVE ROLLS OUT QUEUE FOR THE QUEUE, RANGIORA BRACES FOR IMPORT
An Auckland trial has North Canterbury shoppers already rehearsing their sighs.
HAMILTON DOG PARK STALLED BY SUBMISSION FROM A CAT NAMED DEREK
One cat. One typed letter. Six months of meetings. Ratepayers footing the bill.
HORNBY WOMAN'S AUCKLAND BEACH DAY RUINED BY WEATHER THAT WAS FINE FIVE MINUTES AGO... TYPICAL
Flew all the way up there for a swim and copped a southerly by lunchtime.
CASEBROOK NETBALL MUM EJECTED FOR COACHING THE REF FROM THE SIDELINE
Under-11 fixture paused eleven minutes after mother refused to leave without a written apology.
FEILDING NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH LAUNCHES FORMAL INQUIRY INTO WHEELIE BIN ALIGNMENT
Three bins. One kerb. One retired man with a clipboard.
ARO VALLEY SCHOOL GALA COLLAPSES INTO BARTER ECONOMY AFTER $1 COIN SHORTAGE
By 11.20am the sausage sizzle was accepting eftpos, IOUs, and one jar of kombucha.
GUYS. GUYS. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO MAKE THIS VIDEO ABOUT TAWA'S EV CHARGERS
Wellington City Council installs four fast chargers in a gravel lay-by no vehicle has ever visited. Barry Hoskins issues a full statement to his community.
ROSLYN RESIDENTS DEMAND ANSWERS AFTER NEWMARKET TRAMPOLINE ARRIVES UNINVITED ON HILLSIDE LAWN
A Stuff investigation can reveal the trampoline travelled 1.4km before landing in a lawyer's hydrangeas.
LINWOOD FENCE PAINT DISPUTE ESCALATES TO COMMUNITY HALL MEDIATION, THREE SAUSAGE ROLLS EATEN IN ANGER
Resene Half Tea vs Resene Quarter Tea. Neither party willing to concede the shade.
WHITBY MAN INSTALLS FOUR-CAMERA CCTV RIG TO WATCH LETTERBOX NOTHING HAS EVER HAPPENED TO
Neighbours say the letterbox has been assaulted zero times in eleven years. Trevor disagrees, in advance.
TARADALE PUMP PRINTS RECEIPT LONGER THAN THE BLOKE BUYING THE FUEL
Forty-two bucks of 91. Three metres of paper. One sparky ropeable.
ELLERSLIE PERGOLA PASSES COUNCIL INSPECTION, FAILS BASIC LAWS OF PHYSICS
Consented, signed off, and leaning 14 degrees closer to the neighbour's spa pool than it was Monday.
PIRIMAI FACEBOOK GROUP ELECTS TABBY CAT UNOFFICIAL MAYOR, ACTUAL MAYOR NOT YET INFORMED
The cat got 847 votes. The nearest human candidate got a laughing emoji and a comment about the roundabout.
ROYAL COMMISSION FINDS TARADALE SNOW PANIC WAS BASED ON "A BLOKE'S HUNCH"
After 14 months and $2.3 million, the Commission has determined it did not, in fact, snow.