TRAMPOLINE BANDIT STRIKES IN NEWMARKET
It's a bloody windy day, and locals are left wondering where their belongings end up.
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NEW CAFE ABSOLUTE HELL: PIGEON DECLINES TIPS
A plucky Newtown pigeon has found its calling at a local café, and it’s very much a ‘no thanks’ to tips.
SCAFFOLDERS IN NAPIER ADD 'ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT' TO BILL
*Local scaffolders revel in a new pricing model that has tradesmen shaking their heads.*
MYSTERIOUS SHOPPING TROLLEY SPOTTED MILES FROM HOME!
A local shopping cart is causing quite the kerfuffle, sparking questions over its international travels.
ONERAHI WEATHER TURNS DREADFUL IN LOCAL DARY ARGUMENT
When the clouds rolled in, so did the opinions.
DUNEDIN COUNCIL CONTRACTORS PAINT ZEBRA CROSSING ON PRIVATE DRIVEWAY
It appears the Dunedin City Council has taken the phrase 'crossing over' to a bewildering new level.
ELECTRICIAN'S CATALOGUE OF UNCERTAINTIES HAS LOCALS SHOCKED
*Mysterious labels spark confusion and a new trend in questionable wiring.*
KARORI PLAYGROUND CLOSED FOR ASPIRATIONAL MAINTENANCE – COUNCIL CAN'T BE BOTHERED
Wellington City Council strikes again with its remarkable commitment to doing absolutely nothing.
HENDERSAUSAGE-CAPADES: ROOFTOP SAUSAGE SIZZLE TAKES UTE CULTURE BY STORM
A rooftop sausage sizzle in Henderson has tradies across Auckland questioning their life choices.
HAMILTON EAST NETBALL MUM BECOMES MEETING MOGUL IN PARENTAL POWER PLAY
A local netball mum has taken organisational ambition to a whole new level, scheduling meetings to discuss even more meetings.
LOCAL HERO RETURNED SHOPPING TROLLEY ACROSS TOWN, CRITICS CALL IT 'NICE LITTLE WANKER MOVE'
In a heartwarming tale of trolley diplomacy, Sumner's finest goes above and beyond!
LOST PROPERTY BIN DECLARED AN ARCHAEOLOGICAL SITE
A local school’s forgotten belongings deemed of historical importance.
MAILBOX ART OR SECRET CODE? THE GREAT MOSGIEL MYSTERY!
Could it be a weird artistic expression or just a really confused postie?
DEVONPORT MITRE 10'S ZIP TIE SHORTAGE LEAVES COMMUNITY IN MOURNING!
Devonport is struggling to cope after a tragic shortage of zip ties at the local Mitre 10.
SAUSAGE SIZZLE SCANDAL: ONION PLACEMENT FUELS LOCALS' FURY
The great debate of Newmarket reaches boiling point over a seemingly innocent sausage sizzle.
GLITTER BAN DECLARED AFTER BIBLICAL INCIDENT AT TAKAPUNA SCHOOL
_The shiny menace has apparently wreaked havoc at an innocent school fundraising event._
NEWMARKET MAN GOES FULL BOND WITH LETTERBOX CCTV INSTALLATION!
A local bloke has taken home security to the next level over a missing package.
LINWOOD RETAIL PARK’S ONE-WAY SYSTEM CONFUSES EVEN THE BRIGHTEST SHOPPERS!
_It turns out, even shopping can be a labyrinth of despair in the garden city._
BBQ SMOKE SIGNALS PULL IN FIRE CREW AT ISLAND BAY LIBRARY!
You can’t make this stuff up – a rowdy sideline BBQ leads to a smoke alarm panic next door.
ISLAND BAY SOCK SUPPORT GROUP LAUNCHED AFTER ONE RESIDENT'S EMOTIONAL DISCOVERY
A solitary sock spurs a flurry of heartwarming absurdity in the local community.
STOLEN GARDEN HOSE SPARKS KARORI CIVIL WAR
Residents divided over a missing garden accessory as tensions rise on the quiet street.
DEVONPORT NETBALL MUM BANNED FOR COACHING REF — WHAT A BLOODY WINTER!
A local netball mum turns the heat up on the sideline a bit too much.
LINWOOD SCARECROW NAMED BEST DRESSED AT FICTITIOUS AWARDS SHOW
The annual non-event leaves locals scratching their heads and giggling uncontrollably.
KALE IN COMMUNITY GARDEN SPARKS DEBATE AMONG LOCALS
_Tauranga residents divided over the legitimacy of leafy greens._
KARAOKE NIGHT TERMINATED AFTER PASIONATE POWER BALLAD PERFORMERS DISTURB THE PEACE
A tragic tale of lost voices and disrupted harmony unfolds in Roslyn.
PARENTS LOSE THE PLOT OVER SOCK HEIGHT AT LOCAL SCHOOL!
Tensions rise as sock standards come under fire in Papamoa's primary school uniform policy.
MOSGIEL PRINCIPAL TELLS PARENTS TO 'DREAM ON' IN POETIC NEWSLETTER
*Local principal crafts verse to address fundraising woes.*
LINWOOD NETBALL MUMS SERVE UP ORANGE SLICES WITH A SIDE OF SHARP TACTICS!
When it comes to netball, the hottest competition might just be between the snack table and the centre court.
TEAM BUS GOES ON UNPLANNED FERRY ADVENTURE
Confusion reigns as Papamoa U14s lose battle with technology.
DROUGHT FEARS ABATED AS SPOT OF RAIN SPOTTED IN NEWTOWN
_Local residents breathe a collective sigh of relief after a light drizzle blesses the parched ground._