Taradale pump prints receipt longer than the bloke buying the fuel
Forty-two bucks of 91. Three metres of paper. One sparky ropeable.
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Island Bay chippie's apology video for lost toolbox runs 14 minutes, includes course plug
Guys. The toolbox is gone. The sausage sizzle raised $340. The course is $89.
Linwood fence paint dispute escalates to community hall mediation, three sausage rolls eaten in anger
Resene Half Tea vs Resene Quarter Tea. Neither party willing to concede the shade.
Roslyn residents demand answers after Newmarket trampoline arrives uninvited on hillside lawn
A Stuff investigation can reveal the trampoline travelled 1.4km before landing in a lawyer's hydrangeas.
Guys. Guys. I never thought I'd have to make this video about Tawa's EV chargers
Wellington City Council installs four fast chargers in a gravel lay-by no vehicle has ever visited. Barry Hoskins issues a full statement to his community.
Aro Valley school gala collapses into barter economy after $1 coin shortage
By 11.20am the sausage sizzle was accepting eftpos, IOUs, and one jar of kombucha.
Feilding neighbourhood watch launches formal inquiry into wheelie bin alignment
Three bins. One kerb. One retired man with a clipboard.
Casebrook netball mum ejected for coaching the ref from the sideline
Under-11 fixture paused eleven minutes after mother refused to leave without a written apology.
Hornby woman's Auckland beach day ruined by weather that was fine five minutes ago... Typical
Flew all the way up there for a swim and copped a southerly by lunchtime.
Hamilton dog park stalled by submission from a cat named Derek
One cat. One typed letter. Six months of meetings. Ratepayers footing the bill.
Pak'nSave rolls out queue for the queue, Rangiora braces for import
An Auckland trial has North Canterbury shoppers already rehearsing their sighs.
Pyes Pa garden hose theft enters third week, street now split into 'two camps'
Sources on Cheyne Road say the cul-de-sac hasn't spoken as one unit since the 4th.
Royal commission finds Rangiora Woolworths self-checkout 'emotionally dependent' on customers
Two years of hearings, 47 witnesses, one broken barcode scanner — the Commission has spoken.
Papamoa dog park stalled indefinitely by submission from one (1) cat
Tauranga City Council confirms the objection was filed on lined paper with a paw print where the signature should be.
Redwood school lollipop lady runs crossing tighter than a bloody airport
Parents at Redwood Primary say Beverley's 3pm shift has cut wait times in half and grown men in utes to tears.
Winton man launches one-man inquiry into neighbour's solar panels, which he believes are 'watching him mow'
The panels face north. His lawn is north. He has drawn conclusions.
Auckland builder on Opoho rebuild names every nail, downs tools until greeted properly
The framing nails are called Terrence. All of them. There are 4,000.
Ngongotaha Countdown cleaned out of bread and milk over forecast 2 degrees
The frost hasn't arrived. The vibe has.
Hillcrest crossing patroller runs 3pm pickup like a swiss customs official
Denise has been on the lollipop nine years. She has opinions about your Hilux.
Islington chippie's toolbox nicked — sausage sizzle raises $43 and a loaf of budget bread
The Mitre 10 carpark fundraiser had a queue of six and an argument about onion placement.
Maketu mailbox vandalised by 'youths' and, according to one witness, a possum
Residents reckon the tagging is bad enough. The possum has made it personal.
Ruakura school gala gold-coin crisis enters seventh hour as parents turn on each other
Sources describe a queue for the sausage sizzle that had 'gone feral' by 11.15am.
Paraparaumu heatwave fells junior cricket but sausage sizzle remains operational at 26 degrees
Play abandoned on welfare grounds. Onions kept coming.
Brookfield labrador now attending more committee meetings than his owner
Reg has been to four residents' association meetings this month. His owner Gwen has managed one and a half.
Bishopdale gritted at dawn after resident reports 'bit of a nip' in the air
A Stuff investigation can reveal the truck was sent before the temperature hit double digits.
Northcote heatwave cancels Saturday sport but sausage sizzle soldiers on at 28 degrees
The kids can't run around in it, but Barry from the rugby club reckons he can stand next to a hot plate for four hours no worries.
Hamilton West school PTA meeting now in hour six as thermos parent refuses to leave
She brought her own tea. She brought her own biscuits. She has opinions about the sausage sizzle roster and she is not done.
North Dunedin flat insists their street sign is actually a Napier roundabout now
Barry Hoskins reports from Castle Street, where geography is negotiable.
Papamoa op shop $2 mug sparks bidding war, two retirees no longer speaking
The mug had a chip in it. The bidders did not care.
Chartwell netball trophy engraved '2022' — nobody notices for four months
The trophy has been on a Rototuna mantelpiece since July. Per the plaque, it's from a season that ended before the winner had her braces off.