ROSLYN CLUBROOMS SMELL LIKE "DEEP HEAT AND REGRET", BARPERSON CONFIRMS
Janine into her fourth season says the carpet hasn't been dry since 2019.
Sports Sideline
Saturday morning rugby, netball, cricket, hockey, football — whatever's on at the local club.
MT EDEN UNDER-11 CRICKET PAUSED 40 MINUTES AFTER DOG NAMED BISCUIT NICKS THE BALL
Biscuit took the ball to a Hilux. The opening bowler took a seat on the wicket.
DEVONPORT NETBALL MUM EJECTED FOR "REFEREEING THE REFEREE" AT UNDER-12 GAME
Umpire is 15. Mum is 47. Saturday at Ngataringa Park did not go well for either.
TARADALE CRICKET TROPHY ENGRAVED 2019 — NOBODY NOTICED FOR FOUR MONTHS
The bloke who won it has had it on his mantle since March. His mum dusted it weekly.