Tauranga under-15 netball team ends up in Eastbourne after GPS books them on a ferry that doesn't exist
Coach reckons the app was confident about the 8.15am sailing. There is no 8.15am sailing.
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Island Bay man installs four CCTV cameras trained solely on his letterbox
Front door, driveway, and shed remain, in his words, 'not the point'.
Herne Bay man convinced neighbour's solar panels are 'watching him mow'
Reckons the glare hits different when he's shirtless. Neighbour reckons he's a knob.
Invercargill footpath job downs tools over single stroppy camellia
Six blokes, two diggers, one shrub. Guess who's winning.
Tamahere principal's newsletter now includes six stanzas of passive-aggressive poetry
Parents say the sonnet about the pickup lane is 'a bit much for a Wednesday'.
Wairoa humidity declared 'hair hazard' after third frizz incident this week
One local's fringe reportedly blocked her vision on the main drag. Her flat white went cold.
Clive influencer apologises for chip-related seagull incident in 14-minute video no one asked for
Constable Pearce watched the whole thing. He has notes.
Hawera woman calls 111 on courier for being "too polite" — reckons it's a front
He said please. He said thank you. He wiped his feet. Something's off, says Colleen.
Royal commission finds fourth gnome lodged in Welcome Bay sewer line
Recommendation 14 concerns lawn ornaments. The plumber is still owed $487.
Guys. I never thought I'd have to file this one: Newtown wants leaf blowers banned before 10am
An apology, an accounting, and a petition making its way through the southern suburbs.
Greenmeadows school app fires 47 mufti day notifications before breakfast
By 8.14am one mum had turned her phone off and cried into a flat white.
Masterton district council to debate whether hot cross buns require resource consent
One councillor reckons the cross on top might be unpermitted signage.
Wellington city council hires consultant to consult on whether it needs more consultants
Bloke I know reckons the fee's got a fee. And that fee's got a mate.
Ruatoria plumber pulls fourth gnome from same drain, reckons it's personal
The gnome had a fishing rod. The pipe had three litres of standing water.
Matangi mailbox gets fresh decoration every morning, council can't decide if it's art or a threat
Day 34: a plastic frog holding a teaspoon. Day 35: the teaspoon is gone. The frog looks worried.
Kensington noticeboard leaf blower feud hits week six, neighbours now only talking via a3
What started as a note about morning noise is now, in this reporter's view, a matter for the Ombudsman.
Rangiora sky delivers middle finger to MetService forecast of "fine, light winds"
One cloud. One suburb. One MetService app now sitting face-down on the bench.
Halswell woman locked out of Auckland council portal despite living 800km away
The portal has rejected fourteen passwords. One was the portal's own suggestion.
Pukete Pak'nSave stripped of bread and milk by 8am over forecast 'light frost'
MetService said minus one. Hamilton said stock up like the roads are closing.
Wainoni man reckons the nor'wester is out to get him specifically
Complainant alleges the wind waits until he opens the door. MetService declines to comment on motive.
Island Bay deck promised 'Tuesday' now entering third year of tuesdays
The Auckland chippie who took the job in 2022 has since had two kids and one divorce.
Bethlehem lemon tree at centre of 14-month boundary dispute, stuff understands
Two neighbours. One tree. Approximately 400 lemons a season. A dossier.
Atawhai under-11 sausage sizzle sets off library smoke alarm, evacuates book club
The onions were browning. So, briefly, was the non-fiction section.
Wainoni gnome custody battle enters third week, two Henderson families refuse to speak at letterbox
Keith the gnome has been photographed on both lawns. Neither Henderson will say who moved him last.
Bishopdale touch game called Off after dad's vape cloud swallows halfway line
Ref couldn't see the ball. Ref couldn't see the players. Ref could smell blue raspberry from thirty metres.
Highbury chemist out of panadol 48 hours before forecast drizzle, sources confirm
A Daily Yarn investigation into the disappearance of every packet of paracetamol in a two-kilometre radius of a Highbury Unichem.
Tokoroa Main Street gritted after council bloke 'felt a bit of a chill' at lunchtime
Temperature at time of gritting: 14 degrees. Forecast low: 11. Locals asked to please stop laughing.
Royal commission of inquiry: the Onehunga gift card incident of 2024
After 14 months, 47 witnesses, and one unredeemed $50 Prezzy Card, the Commission has reached its findings.
Linwood cat named 'person of interest' in Neighbourly poll, declines to comment
The cat, known to the street as Mr Whiskerston, has received 43 of 61 votes and is currently asleep on a Corolla.
Whitby wheelie bin left open overnight — street group chat now at 340 messages
One resident called the sight 'confronting'. Another has offered to draft a bylaw.